Drop the link.
Paste your public Steam profile. We only read what you’ve made visible.
YOUR STEAM REALITY CHECK V 1.0
Your library
has receipts.
You said “one more game.”
Steam kept count. Find out how cooked you really are.
Not ready to face the truth?
PLAYER ANALYSISSAMPLE REPORT
COOKED SCORE87% CRITICAL TEMPERATURE
0°100°THE DIAGNOSIS
Terminal Gamer
“Your gaming chair has seen
more of you than your family.”
4,821hTIME PLAYED
184GAMES OWNED
14/100TOUCH GRASS
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EXHIBIT A. THE HOURS DON’T LIE.201 days.You could’ve learned a language.
THE EVIDENCE Playtime Game obsession Library value* Achievements Grass avoidance
A QUICK REALITY CHECKThree steps.
Three steps.
One uncomfortable truth.
No account. No downloads.
Your Steam profile does all the talking.
Let the evidence cook.
Hours, obsessions, abandoned games. We connect the dots you’ve been avoiding.
Take the roast.
Get your score. Save the receipt. Make the group chat confront theirs.
A roast with receipts. Real public Steam data. A transparent formula. Zero made-up night-gaming stats.